Relieved!
I spend last weekend standing up (glad I always scrap in upright position!)
or laying down (thank God for our big couch and lots of pillows.)
Or,
if realy necessary,
wiggling on a chair
balancing on just
one buttock…
… and this morning,
I went to the doctor.
Doctor: “Goodmorning ma’m, what is the problem”
(Good thinking, you won’t go to a doctor when there isn’t any problem, would you?)
Me: “Well, uhhm, I got a big lump and it’s giving me trouble…”
Doctor: “I see, and where may that lump dwell?”
Me: (Oh, how I wish it was on my elbow…!) “On my bottom, doctor….”
Doctor: “Ah, well, I understand. Let’s take a look.
You may undress in the surgery. ”
Me: (Yep, thought so….)
Doctor: “That’s one big lump indeed! It’s a major infection.
I will cut that open to enlighten the pressure and clean it up.
I’ll give an anaesthetic first. Hold on while I’ll get the injection needle…”
Me: (*sigh-sigh-SIGH*) “Yeah, right….”
………………
Doctor: “OK, that’s done! Feel relieved now?”
Me: (Hey, relieved I got my pants back on…) “Yes, thank you doctor.”
Doctor: “I’ll give you some extra bandage so you can refresh now and then.
I advise to put your but in desinfected water three times a day for the first
few days, so it won’t infect again.”
Me: “Thanks again, doc! See you….” (not in a few years I hope!)
I went to the store and bought me this tub…
I chose a happy “spring is in the air” colour…
I will sit in this three times I day.
Or two times….
Or just one evening….
If I fit in anyway…
You won’t see any pictures of that!
NO WAY!
But I can sit on my chair again.
I can blog for hours again!
YEAH!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Oh, Marit! This post was great. I’m sorry you have an infection, but I love the pic of the tub and the doctor commentary!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Hope you feel better!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
LOL….Marit! hope you are better now and love the color of your new “tub”! ;-D
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Hope you feel better soon girl. Mika
February 24th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
WOW!! That is quite a story!! Thanks for sharing! LOL!!!
Honestly, I hope you recover very quickly!!
And yes, I did get that lo done, finally. I don’t really like it, but I got at least 2 entries in the drawing for it. I like the pictures of Marshall, he is so silly, but the lo it’s self, not so much.
I hope you got my last email!!! I miss chatting too!!!
Feel good!
{hugs}
Danielle
February 25th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I’m very relieved too.
Now you can sit on the table without swinging on the chair all the time… 😉
Nout