I spend last weekend standing up (glad I always scrap in upright position!)
or laying down (thank God for our big couch and lots of pillows.)
Or,
if realy necessary,
wiggling on a chair
balancing on just
one buttock…
… and this morning,
I went to the doctor.
Doctor: “Goodmorning ma’m, what is the problem”
(Good thinking, you won’t go to a doctor when there isn’t any problem, would you?)
Me: “Well, uhhm, I got a big lump and it’s giving me trouble…”
Doctor: “I see, and where may that lump dwell?”
Me: (Oh, how I wish it was on my elbow…!) “On my bottom, doctor….”
Doctor: “Ah, well, I understand. Let’s take a look.
You may undress in the surgery. ”
Me: (Yep, thought so….)
Doctor: “That’s one big lump indeed! It’s a major infection.
I will cut that open to enlighten the pressure and clean it up.
I’ll give an anaesthetic first. Hold on while I’ll get the injection needle…”
Me: (*sigh-sigh-SIGH*) “Yeah, right….”
………………
Doctor: “OK, that’s done! Feel relieved now?”
Me: (Hey, relieved I got my pants back on…) “Yes, thank you doctor.”
Doctor: “I’ll give you some extra bandage so you can refresh now and then.
I advise to put your but in desinfected water three times a day for the first
few days, so it won’t infect again.”
Me: “Thanks again, doc! See you….” (not in a few years I hope!)
I went to the store and bought me this tub…
I chose a happy “spring is in the air” colour…
I will sit in this three times I day.
Or two times….
Or just one evening….
If I fit in anyway…
You won’t see any pictures of that!
NO WAY!
But I can sit on my chair again.
I can blog for hours again!
YEAH!!!