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<\/a>\nOr,\u00a0
\nif realy\u00a0necessary,\u00a0
\nwiggling on a chair
\nbalancing on just
\none buttock…<\/p>\n
… and this morning,
\nI went to the doctor.<\/p>\n
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Doctor: “Goodmorning ma’m, what is the\u00a0problem”
\n(Good thinking,\u00a0you won’t go to a doctor when there isn’t any problem, would you?)<\/p>\n
Me: “Well, uhhm, I got a big lump and it’s giving me trouble…”<\/p>\n
Doctor: “I see, and where may that lump dwell?”<\/p>\n
Me: (Oh, how I wish it was on my elbow…!) “On my bottom, doctor….”<\/p>\n
Doctor: “Ah, well, I understand. Let’s take a look.
\nYou\u00a0may undress in the surgery.\u00a0”<\/p>\n
Me: (Yep, thought so….)<\/p>\n
Doctor: “That’s one big lump indeed! It’s a major infection.
\nI will cut that open to enlighten the pressure and clean it up.\u00a0
\nI’ll give an\u00a0anaesthetic first. Hold on while\u00a0I’ll get the injection needle…”<\/p>\n
Me: (*sigh-sigh-SIGH*) “Yeah, right….”<\/p>\n
………………<\/p>\n
Doctor: “OK, that’s done! Feel relieved now?”<\/p>\n
Me: (Hey, relieved I got my pants back on…) “Yes, thank you doctor.”<\/p>\n
Doctor: “I’ll give you some extra bandage so you can refresh now and then.
\nI advise to put your but in\u00a0desinfected\u00a0water three times a day for the first
\nfew days, so it won’t infect again.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Thanks again, doc! See you….” (not\u00a0in a few years\u00a0I hope!)<\/p>\n
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I went to the store and bought me this tub…\u00a0 I will sit in this three times I day. You won’t\u00a0see any\u00a0pictures of that! But I can sit on my chair again.
\nI chose a\u00a0happy “spring is in the air”\u00a0colour…
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\nOr two times….
\nOr just one evening….
\nIf I fit in anyway…<\/p>\n
\nNO WAY!<\/p>\n
\nI can blog for hours again!
\nYEAH!!!<\/p>\n